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The Feels: JohnKat

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                                       The Feels: JohnKat
carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat.
Drunk!ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.
EB: Hi *Hic* Sam
CG: YOU MAY BE MISTAKING ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
CG: I AM FAIRLY SURE MY NAME ISN'T SAM.
EB: nooooo nubby horns=Sam
EB: yur samm\
EB: *hic*
CG: I'M NOT SAM.
CG: YOU'RE DRUNK, JOHN.
CG: GO HOME.
EB: noooo im not, all i had was i shot
CG: YOU ARE DRUNK.
EB: with dav
EB: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
CG: YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL CORRECTLY ANYMORE.
CG: GO HOME.
EB: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
EB: i wanna stay with yuuuuuu
CG: UH.
CG: OKAY, I GUESS.
EB: we can even watch a romcom!!
EB: YYEEEEEYYYY
CG: IF YOU WANT TO.
CG: COME HERE, BRO. CAN YOU EVEN WALK PROPERLY?
EB: wat? Of coars
EB: *trips and falls into your arms*
CG: JOHN, YOU REALLY CAN'T. -He sighs and stands him up.- DO YOU NEED A RIDE HOME?
EB: nooooooo im gonna stay here
EB: *sits on the floor*
CG: OKAY, FINE...
EB: YAAAAAAY
CG: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT ON A CHAIR?
CG: OR ON MY BED?
CG: THERE'S A BIG TV IN MY BLOCK.
EB: YUr bed!!!
EB: We can watch a moviii together
CG: ALRIGHT. CAN I CARRY YOU?
CG: YOU CAN'T WALK, JOHN.
EB: *derpy lop-sided smile* yeah sure
CG: OKAY, UP YOU GO, THEN. -He picks him up and carries him bridal-style to his room, laying him down on his bed.- THERE YOU GO.
EB: lay with me so wee can watch a movi
CG: YOU NEED TO CHANGE FIRST.
CG: LOOK AT THAT SHIRT.
CG: IT'S FILTHY.
EB: okay
EB: *tries and fails to take off shirt* vyvguvukvjfcxrt i neeed haaalp
CG: -He sighs.- REALLY? FINE. -He lifts off his shirt, throwing it to the side.- PANTS, TOO. YOU CAN WEAR A PAIR OF MINE, OKAY?
CG: YOUR PANTS ARE ALMOST AS FILTHY AS YOUR SHIRT.
EB: okay
EB: i still need halp
CG: YOU ARE A HOPELESS CASE.
EB: hmph
EB: plllleeeeeaaasssseeee
CG: -He wiggles John out of his pants, then finding a clean pair from his dresser and wriggling them on.- THERE.
EB: thanks sam yur the bestest *Lays in the bed* c'mon yu can choose what to watch
CG: ALRIGHT.
EB: what do yu wanna watch
CG: HITCH?
CG: OR DAN IN REAL LIFE.
CG: THAT'S A GREAT MOVIE.
EB: uhhhhhhh okay
EB: i don carree
EB: ((ive never seen those movies, are the good?))
CG: ((i've never seen hitch but dan in real life is great!))
CG: ((karkat gave me a love of romcoms ;o; ))
CG: WHATEVER. -He puts the DVD for Dan in Real Life in and lays down beside John, starting the movie up.-
EB: ((lol))
EB: *john leans his head on your shoulder, Yawning*
CG: -He slings his arm around John's shoulder and smiles a little.-
EB: ((my mom is angry we only have 5 min))
CG: ((that's okay! you can go now if you want))
EB: ((nah))
CG: ((alright!))
EB: *john nuzzles karkat shoulder*
CG: -Karkat lays his head on John's.-
EB: *he starts to drift of and wakes himself upnoticing what was happenin, he savors each second*
CG: -Karkat exhales, shifting in his sleep. He'd seen this movie enough times to fall asleep himself.-
EB: karkat? Ar yu still awake?
CG: MNNN?
CG: -He yawns and opens an eye.-
EB: im gonna sleep now mkay, im really tired * he spoon karkat's side*
EB: good night
CG: ALRIGHT. -He smiles and hugs him tight.- GOOD NIGHT.
EB: ((THE FEELS))
CG: ((feeeeeeeeeeeeels))
Guys i have discover drunk john, it is my calling and I found a great RPer on MSParp!! ^-^ Here is her DA [link] :D thank You!!!!
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THE DRUNK JOHNS SHAL RISE ABOVE ALL!